YOU HAVE TO BE SMART BEFORE YOU CAN WALK

Let me educate you non-NYers on th' classification of walkin' assholes we got in this city.
Stoppers: these are th' people who move along at a nice, steady pace an' then suddenly STOP. No warnin', no slowin' down, they take a step an' just stop dead without even attemptin' to go off to th' side. Sometimes they're lookin' fer somethin', sometimes they see someone they wanna talk to.

Cutters: these are th' people who move along in one direction, an' then suddenly turn an' change direction, usually cuttin' in front of someone about to pass them. These people are remarkable, 'cause they make no indication about their change in direction an' you never see th' turn. They do it without missin' a beat. There are also a variation on people who come off stairs an' cut right in front of people passin'.

Line Cutters: when a group of people wait fer riders to finish exitin' a train car, one privledged individual will always bypass all these people an' glide into th' car first.

Blockers: people who stand their ground in subway cars an' refuse to fill in to an empty section inside th' car, causin' a big crowd of people to form in one spot, usually by th' doors.

People are assholes. Good day.