THE PHANTOM MENACE

There's a beeping in th' house. It's happened before, this beep. Lasted fer a few hours one weekend then finally shut off. Today, it's been goin' all day. Sporradic pattern, but highly annoying. Tried to track it down, but couldn't get a decent bead on it. 'Rents haven't even heard till late in th' day. At least I wasn't goin' nuts.